THE RABBIT AND THE BLONDE

Important News Flash from....."The LITTLE BUNK HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE"

Hey Hi Ya'll......I am Waaaaaay to tired to be Blogging and it's late but,..........If I
don't get this Blonde Joke out of my system, Easter just might be a bigger blast
than I thought. Hmmmm!!! Stay with me, ya gotta read the whole thang (that's
Texas for Thingy).

THE RABBIT AND THE BLONDE

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunatly the rabbit jumped right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see what became of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man
crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidently hit this rabbit and
killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't Worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit.

The Rabbit jumps up, waves it's paw at the two of them and
hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, and
repeates this again and again and again until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the blonde and demands, "What is in the Can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The blonde turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

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It says,



HAIR SPRAY
Restores life to
Dead hair, and
adds Permanent
Wave

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!

Spring Break & Ronald Reagan

It has been a while but, here it is........"The Little Bunk House On The Prairie"
is still alive and well!



Wow! Spring break over half over, ugh!!!!! Anyway, What a fantastic, wonderful men's fellowship & dinner we had tonight. God has really been moving and speaking to hearts BIG TIME, a Very Real Presents and Moving of the Holy Ghost. For tonights meeting we were to read and comment on Deut. 28. What A powerful Chapter. Each person there spoke something a little different that they got from this but every one there concluded with almost the same thought, as Jesus prayed in the garden "Not My Will But Thine Be Done" was our earnest prayer and commitment.

Well, I have been able to get a lot done at my house as far as getting some things rearrange and boxes unpacked that needed to be and hauled of a bunch to stuff and gotten rid of or taked to Goodwill to donate. Thank You Jesus!!! I was also able to move a lot of stuff out of Stephanie's garage.


MY FAVORITE QUOTES BY RONALD REAGAN


>"Here's my strategy on the Cold War, We Win; They Lose."

>"The most terrifying words in the English Language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

>"The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant,
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

>"Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the
U.S. was too strong."

>"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would
have looked like if Moses had to run them through the U.S. Congress."

>"The Taxpayer: That's someone who works for the Federal Government
but doesn't have to take the Civil Service Examination."

>"Government is like a baby: a Alimentory canal with a big appetite at one
end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

>"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned
that it bears a stricking resemblance to the first."

>"Governments view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves. tax it; If it keeps moving, regulate it; and if it stops moving, subsidize it."

>"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards.
If you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book."

>"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the World is so formidable as the
will and moral courage of free men and women."

This is my favorite:
>"If we ever forget that we're one Nation Under God then will be
a Nation gone under."

Please Pray Seriously for America, We are in Big Trouble and moreso
if Obama gets elected. When you go to the polls to vote, I hope your
head is on straight and your heart is in tune with God. This is not funny,
I am dead serious.

"BIG FOOT" UPDATE & LEVEL GROUND

"GREETINGS" from the { Little Bunk House On The Prairie }..........................

First of all, Maynard wants to send his greetings to all, Stinky & Gasser are still having a "Blast"! And Ole Zip, he's still out runnin' cars and chasin' snakes. Otherwise all is pretty normal {as narmal gets} around here.

Now here's some updated scoop on that Big Foot Thang. It turns 10 years old Sunday. Yup! Ya read it right! That thang gets younger instead of older on each birthday. That sure blows that stupid eveloution junk to bits. Thing is, it's either going to self distruct or become extinct. Probibly some goony in D.C. will put it on the Endangered List. Just a little pun.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TRAVIS STACEY ( B. F. ) WIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

*The ground is level at the foot of the cross.
No one is Better, No one is Worse.
We are all equal at the feet of Jesus.

*When Satan knocks on your door.............
ask God...."Could you get that please?".

AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

America the beautiful
Or so you used to be
Land of the Pilgrims' pride
I'm glad they'll never see

Babies piled in dumpsters
Abortion on demand
Oh, sweet land of liberty
Your house is on sand

Our children wander aimlessy
Poisned by cocaine
Choosing to indulge their lusts
When God has said, "Abstain"

From sea to shinning sea
Our Nation turns away
From the teaching of God's love
And a need to always pray

We've kept God in our temples
But how callous we have grown
When earth is His footstool
And Heaven is His throne

We've voted in a government
That's rotting to the core
Appointinting Godless judges
Who throw reason out the door

Too soft to place a killer
In a well deserved tomb
But brave enough to kill a baby
Before he leaves the womb

You think God's not angry
That our land's a moral slum?
How much longer will He wait
Before His judgement comes?

How are we to face our God
From whom we cannot hide?
What then is left for us to do
But stem this evil tide

If we who are His children
Will humbly turn and pray
Seek His HOLY FACE
and mend our evil way

Then God will hear from heaven
And forgive us of our sins
He'll heal our sickly land
And those who live within

But, America the Beautiful
If you don't - then you will see
A sad but Holy God
Withdraw His hand from thee

by Judge Roy Moore
of Alabama

NOTE: Judge Moore was removed from the
bench for refusing to remove the TEN
COMMANDMENTS from the courtroom wall.
Sued by the ACLU, stripped of his judgeship
and now the ACLU is trying to strip his right
to practice law in Alabama. And you have the
unmidigated gall to think we live in a free
country and have liberty & justice for all????
If this is what I spent 4 1/2 years in Military
Service for - I'm ashamed.