THE RABBIT AND THE BLONDE

Important News Flash from....."The LITTLE BUNK HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE"

Hey Hi Ya'll......I am Waaaaaay to tired to be Blogging and it's late but,..........If I
don't get this Blonde Joke out of my system, Easter just might be a bigger blast
than I thought. Hmmmm!!! Stay with me, ya gotta read the whole thang (that's
Texas for Thingy).

THE RABBIT AND THE BLONDE

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunatly the rabbit jumped right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see what became of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man
crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidently hit this rabbit and
killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't Worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit.

The Rabbit jumps up, waves it's paw at the two of them and
hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, and
repeates this again and again and again until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the blonde and demands, "What is in the Can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The blonde turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says.......
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(LAST CHANCE!.......)
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It says,



HAIR SPRAY
Restores life to
Dead hair, and
adds Permanent
Wave

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!

Spring Break & Ronald Reagan

It has been a while but, here it is........"The Little Bunk House On The Prairie"
is still alive and well!



Wow! Spring break over half over, ugh!!!!! Anyway, What a fantastic, wonderful men's fellowship & dinner we had tonight. God has really been moving and speaking to hearts BIG TIME, a Very Real Presents and Moving of the Holy Ghost. For tonights meeting we were to read and comment on Deut. 28. What A powerful Chapter. Each person there spoke something a little different that they got from this but every one there concluded with almost the same thought, as Jesus prayed in the garden "Not My Will But Thine Be Done" was our earnest prayer and commitment.

Well, I have been able to get a lot done at my house as far as getting some things rearrange and boxes unpacked that needed to be and hauled of a bunch to stuff and gotten rid of or taked to Goodwill to donate. Thank You Jesus!!! I was also able to move a lot of stuff out of Stephanie's garage.


MY FAVORITE QUOTES BY RONALD REAGAN


>"Here's my strategy on the Cold War, We Win; They Lose."

>"The most terrifying words in the English Language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

>"The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant,
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

>"Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the
U.S. was too strong."

>"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would
have looked like if Moses had to run them through the U.S. Congress."

>"The Taxpayer: That's someone who works for the Federal Government
but doesn't have to take the Civil Service Examination."

>"Government is like a baby: a Alimentory canal with a big appetite at one
end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

>"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned
that it bears a stricking resemblance to the first."

>"Governments view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves. tax it; If it keeps moving, regulate it; and if it stops moving, subsidize it."

>"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards.
If you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book."

>"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the World is so formidable as the
will and moral courage of free men and women."

This is my favorite:
>"If we ever forget that we're one Nation Under God then will be
a Nation gone under."

Please Pray Seriously for America, We are in Big Trouble and moreso
if Obama gets elected. When you go to the polls to vote, I hope your
head is on straight and your heart is in tune with God. This is not funny,
I am dead serious.