Saturday, March 22, 2008

THE RABBIT AND THE BLONDE

Important News Flash from....."The LITTLE BUNK HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE"

Hey Hi Ya'll......I am Waaaaaay to tired to be Blogging and it's late but,..........If I
don't get this Blonde Joke out of my system, Easter just might be a bigger blast
than I thought. Hmmmm!!! Stay with me, ya gotta read the whole thang (that's
Texas for Thingy).

THE RABBIT AND THE BLONDE

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunatly the rabbit jumped right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see what became of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man
crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidently hit this rabbit and
killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't Worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit.

The Rabbit jumps up, waves it's paw at the two of them and
hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, and
repeates this again and again and again until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the blonde and demands, "What is in the Can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The blonde turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says.......
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(Are you sure?)
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(It's definitly a Blonde Joke)
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(You know you could just click off and
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(you can still delete it)
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(you know you're gonna be sorry..)
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(LAST CHANCE!.......)
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(Ok, here it is)
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It says,



HAIR SPRAY
Restores life to
Dead hair, and
adds Permanent
Wave

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!

1 comment:

Stephanie said...

LOL!!! That was good! Love you and Happy Easter!